Hi. My name is Rafael and I'm the reason your balls are itching.
Meanwhile, boys and girls, let's turn this into a typical Tumblr description: [Generic TV series I like], food, [LOTR or Star Wars], animals, [undeground music genre], [some kind of adequate manly sport]
[witty description of visitors]
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Hi! My name is Rafael. I’m from Uruguay (U R GAY if you’re into The Simpsons, you bastard). I’m 22 years old. I’m a male, which is important. I’m also a human, which is even more important; I tried being an alien and all I got was weird looks and M16 bullets.
I study Economics and am one year away from getting my degree. I’m crazy about progressive rock and the music your mom makes, but I’m also into post rock, alternative rock, grunge and other shit. My favourite band would have to be King Crimson. Maybe. I don’t know. Who the fuck cares?
I use this site to post funny shit and little else. Ocassionally I post some personal stuff, but I’m not really all that into pouring my feelings into the Internet (I like reading about other people’s feelings, though). I don’t take authorship for absolutely anything I post unless I explicitely say otherwise, so don’t come yelling at me over that. Sometimes I do caption an image or three with roflbot.
That’s it. Go away.
